oldimgurpics:

bogleech:

Eating pineapple like yawwn you call those enzymes?? Watch this loser

greathoughtsphilosopy:

chickenlittlefan15:

HARK !!! I SEE HER !! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF POST !! RAISE THEM MEN FROM THEIR SLUMBER WE’VE A BEAST TO SLAY

lakevida:

if i got jigsawed and woke up in some moldy room with a makeshift bear trap on my head or whatever i wouldn’t even let it phase me. i’m not willing to be taught lessons i’m not paying attention to a puppet. i would close my eyes and visualize abstract forms in jewel tones until a machine tears me asunder. now we’ve both wasted our time and you won’t be able to return anything in this room to ace hardware. what did YOU learn, old man

catmask:

im so calm and normal but also if im misunderstood by people in a way i cannot control i will tear apart the fibers of the universe

sofubis:

つぶらな瞳の水族館 ぷちマスコットBC (yell) part 1

tatzelwurming:

the mycelial super-network of eastern oregon has been observed learning linux code on the deserted laptop of a grizzly bear attack victim

fairycosmos:

unfortunately if you are an old friend of mine i will always care about you no matter what even if we haven’t seen each other in forever because i still remember what you were like 7 years ago and i still remember how it felt to be young with you and i still have a lot of love for you in the back of my mind

boxheadpaint:

memorycycle:

impatient man: bus driver can you go faster im late for work

worlds most obedient bus driver: whatever you say boss

guy on the bus who turns in to a hungry pack of wild hyenas whenever hes traveling faster than 30mph: